me: come sleep over
me: sike *friendzoned*
I love when black folks say “that’s yo friend” when someone fucks up and doesn’t wanna claim em
My skin is essential.Wooh shit
your girl ever been so mad at u she start talking to you like one of the homies?
"say no more bruh"
"you good son"
"it’s whatever, b"
"I ain’t eem skressin fam"
"ight nigga, whatever"
Oh word, fam?
On bond, nigga?
Dead ass, son?
On bond nigga 👋💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭
can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you
texting all day is not natural
force communication all hours of the day is not natural
IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
try to crucify me and we tweakin ho
^^^^ oh my god
His dimples tho😍
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them